NO
Always have the shirt collar inside the sweater collar. If not, your sweater looks like a striped vampire.
Also, don't have eyes that look like you just did heroin then cried.
YES
See how much better that looks.
And that hair....
NO
Always tuck your shirt in. You look like your 8th grade nephew if you don't.
YES
Better. People will think you're a professional, and try and buy stocks and bonds from you.
NO
Sweaters should almost always have a collared shirt underneath, but v-necks ALWAYS should.
You're Joey from friends if you don't.
You're my ideal father if you do.
DEAR GOD NO
Loose ties look terrible always, especially underneath a sweater.
YES
There he is. There's that guy that everyone respects and loves and fears and envies and lusts after.
And remember: Girls can break all these rules. Because they are girls, and they are pretty.
